However unlike the rest of the planet I didn’t get Pokémon X or Y.
Let me go back a bit.
When I was a significantly younger tot, but not that much shorter, I was into Pokémon. Which isn’t much of a surprise considering the entire planet was into Pokémon when I was into Pokémon. Though no matter what anyone tells you, you couldn’t be older then thirteen back in the day and be into Pokémon.